Probably a Self-Introduction?

A self-introduction? Let’s skip it. If I really have to—

A classic Schopenhauer-style pessimist, a classic early-Nietzsche-style nihilist.

Things I care about? Don’t really have any.

People I care about? As if that could happen.

Goals? Stay alive, no demands.

Eh, that’s about it. If one day I fail to hit the goal, at least this can pass as a tombstone.