Uhh, it’s 2026 already???
Of course, the new year means playing Codeforces Hello 2026
AB dumb problems, skipped
50 min seems I noticed something
64 min oh, turns out you can just enumerate (solved C)
90 min oh, how is D1 this dumb (solved D1)
120 min hey what the hell, why does it keep RE on #1, mysterious array out of bounds
128 min whatever, starting to debug, continue the binary search code (remember this, it’s going to come up later)
148 min ugh I give up, I mixed up the array names, ah ah ah, WA on #1
152 min aaah whyyy, I really give up, hunted for the bug forever, turns out it was the debug continue from earlier that I didn’t delete (solved D2)
180 min finished writing aaaah, tested the samples aaaah, passed aaaah, submit!
180 min-1s pick the file, confirm!!!
180 min+1s submit! aaaaah I was one second over and didn’t get it in
I’m dead
Fucking CF, never playing again (for real)
Hehe, took leave and went home to sleep for two days